A Note to My Husband

Dear Husband,

I know you are now less than a week away from the bar exam and more stressed than ever. That's why I have been extra nice lately and have let a lot of things slide that normally would not slide. However, I just wanted to give you a little heads up. As soon as this bar exam is over in roughly 6 days, 163 hours, 9790 minutes, and 587384 seconds (but who's counting)... I am done turning a blind eye to:

• 5 pairs of shoes scattered down the hallway of our apartment
• 3 different jackets hung over various chairs in our house
• Bar books taking a permanent residence on my kitchen table
• Your cereal bowl and every other dish from each meal left where ever you last ate for me to clean up
• You being too busy to pack a lunch or come home for dinner or exercise
  
• Spending Valentine's Day reading a book on your couch at work just so I could spend the day with you
• And lastly, I am definitely done with me being in charge of all the bills, all the car stuff, all the meals, all the grocery shopping, all the laundry, all the cleaning, and basically everything!

I have let you off the hook more in the last two months than anyone should be let of the hook in a life time. And this is just a friendly reminder, dear husband, that come Wednesday, Feb 25th at around 5:30 pm you will be expected to start carrying your weight around here!!! And, I expect you to make it up to me in a big way starting at 5:31 pm next Wednesday.

Love, Your Amazingly "Chill for only another week" Wife.